VERSE:		
              DRIVIN' DOWN FT. HARRISON
              AND HE STEPS OFF THE CURB
              LIKE HE DIDN'T SEE ME
              THE NERVE
   		   SO I SHOUTED "YOU'LL BE HAVIN' BREAKFAST
     		   WITH L. RON, IF YOU DON'T MOVE"
		   AND HE FLIPPED ME SOME SECRET HAND SIGN
		   WHO'S MEANING I NEVER KNEW

	CHORUS:
	BREAKFAST WITH L. RON / BREAKFAST WITH L. RON
	HE WAS SO CLEAR / I NEVER SAW HIM
	YEAH, BREAKFAST WITH L. RON / BREAKFAST WITH L. RON
	HE WAS SO CLEAR / I ALMOST HIT HIM

       VERSE:		
              YOU CAN'T MAKE MONEY, PENNIES A WORD
              L. RON TOLD HIS SCI-FI FRIENDS
              THE WAY TO MAKE MONEY, YA KNOW
              IS TO START YOUR OWN RELIGION
		   SO A FEW YEARS LATER, HE STARTED ONE
		   WHERE ON MONEY IT ALL DEPENDS
		   AND NOW THEY'S MAKIN' LOTS'A MONEY
		   'CAUSE THE WORLD IS FULL OF PIGEONS

              NOW WHAT'S THIS UP AHEAD?
              IT'S A PIGEON IN THE ROAD
              OH NO!...
              AN' HE'LL BE HAVIN'...

	CHORUS:
	BREAKFAST WITH L. RON / BREAKFAST WITH L. RON
	HE WAS SO CLEAR / I NEVER SAW HIM
	YEAH, BREAKFAST WITH L. RON / BREAKFAST WITH L. RON
	HE WAS SO CLEAR / I DROVE RIGHT THROUGH HIM

	BRIDGE:
              YEAH, HE PAID HIS MONEY
              HE READ THE BOOK
              "ARE YOU WITH THE POST OFFICE
              OR THE NAVY, YOU FOOL?"
              	   NOW HE'S SO CLEAR, HE CAN'T
              	   SEE HE'S BEEN TOOK
              	   "YOU'LL BE HAVIN' BREAKFAST WITH L. RON
              	   IF YOU THINK THAT'S COOL"

	CHORUS:
	YEAH, BREAKFAST WITH L. RON / BREAKFAST WITH L. RON
	HE WAS SO CLEAR / I HIT HIM

	YEAH, BREAKFAST WITH L. RON
	BREAKFAST WITH L. RON
	BREAKFAST WITH L. RON
	YEAH, BREAKFAST WITH L. RON